Monday, September 20, 2010

Matt Burke Is My Friend

Meet Matt Burke. He gives high caliber hugs and his blue eyes crinkle nicely when he smiles. He flies helicopters. He has great taste in women. He was raised as a spy in Warsaw and Berlin. That means, when we are casually hanging out as BFFs, he can do things like figure out if we are getting tailed and then drive offensively to the safety of a well-appointed cave on the Amalfi Coast. That's useful. He also knows how to throw loved ones to the curb and shield them with his body in the event of an explosion. No joke! If he ever saves my life, I plan on saying, "WOW! Strong work, my friend. Strong work."

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